I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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