went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Drake has all the answers
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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