I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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