I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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