Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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