You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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