I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
