but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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