Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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