that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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