considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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