they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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