so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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