That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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