is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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