Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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