im gay
i know
yea but for you.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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