So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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