The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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