I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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