she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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