So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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