I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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