STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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