my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I am one with the molecules
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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