Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
His nipple licking is glorious
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