lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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