your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So much Jack, so little girl.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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