I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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