I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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