Dual....:-)
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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