Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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