Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He better not be in your backpack
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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