We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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