butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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