But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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