Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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