I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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