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(415): View more from California

I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI

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(714): View more from California

she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.

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(234): View more from Ohio

omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic

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(218): View more from Minnesota

we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic

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(757): View more from Virginia

You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....

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(229): View more from Georgia

dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes

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(330): View more from Ohio

OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Do it break your family into faction start a civil war

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(831): View more from California

if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.

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