I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
This baby is an asshole
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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