didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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