dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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