i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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