i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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