I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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