just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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