I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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