Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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