Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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