im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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