Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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