Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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