JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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