Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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