Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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