Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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